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Funny SMS Jokes
Best Wishes SMS
Phool, Sagar aur Dost
Phulon se khoobsurat koi nahi.
Sagar se gahara koi nahi.
Ab aapki kya tarif karu…
Dost me aap jaisa… Nalayak koi nahi!
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Dhyaan Career Pe Mod De
Zindagi apni masti mein jiya kar,
Ishq bohat buri cheez hai na kiya kar,
Tu apna poora dhyaan career pe mod de,
Aur apni sari girlfriend mere liye chhor de.
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SMS Me Immediately
Where r u?
U r u not replying?
I m worried abt u coz todays paper I read that due 2 thunder a monkey has been severely injured.
So if u r safe, SMS me immediately.
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6 Bachche
Ali ke 4 baache hue, naam rakhe Yusuf Ali,
Altaf Ali, Irfan Ali, Asif Ali,
Fir 5va or 6va bacha hua to Ali ke begum
ne naam rakhe – Bas-Kar Ali, Raham-Ali
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Teacher - Pupil
Teacher : What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
Pupil : A teacher.
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Musibat Ka Syrup
Musibat ka syrup ho tum…
Tension ka capsule ho tum…
Aafat ka tablet ho tum…
Par kiya kare, kehna par tha hai kyunki…
Dosti ka injection ho tum!
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Ankhon Mein Shrafat
Ankhon mein shrafat, chaal mein nazakat,
Dil mein sachai, phir kyon na bole aap ko har ladki,
MERA BHAI, MERA BHAI.
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I love the Most
If someone asks me whom do I love the Most?
I would sit next to you, put my arms around you and say proudly…
I Love Animals.
Specially This Monkey.
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I luv u mom
I luv u mom
having u makes me feel safe & calm
I miss u mom
Missing touches 2 my face with ur chapped palm
u r the greatest
because u r my mom
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Age is all but a number
Age is all but a number.
Age does not matter,
you can party as much as you want.
You’re aged to perfection.
Wishing you a happy and prosperous birthday.
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Before the clock strikes twelve
Before the clock strikes twelve let me take the opportunity to let you know that you have grown a year more…
Happy Birthday…
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Some Words of Wisdom
On your birthday,
I would like to give you
some words of wisdom
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Smile while you still have teeth.
Many many happy returns of the day
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